sweetlittlething~: August 2008

Saturday, August 23, 2008

sorry for updating my blog =)

KRYSTAL IS IN LOVE WITH HONGGGGGGGG!

noooooooooo

and shes goin 2 CHINA with him! haaha!!

AGAIN...swt

its 3.07 now loh..

and we're still doin our building construction! xDD

ishh..who lahh go choose this building!

"Chapel of Santa Maria Degli Angeli Ticino!"

haha!! but its very fun loh..

Me, krystal, fiona, zhen yang and joyce were doin that till LATEE LAST NIGHT!

crazyyy man!

okk..i've learnt a new word..

P-R-O-C-R-A-S-T-I-N-A-T-I-O-N

wow..its long! HAHA!

we did not even do half...wahhh NOOO!

ok..work 30 mins...play PLAY PLAY THE WHOLE DAY

zhen yang with the guitar

fiona with her LAPTOP!

krystal with her "HONG jokes" AGAIN -.-

joyce who only slept at 6am while the rest slept like pig edi

haha! and me leh..abit of everything la XDD

These pictures are not even close 2 what im about to build..

just a rough picture of masonry bricks =D

YOUTUBE JOKES

type in "Smooth E Foam"

and watchhh! laughed till our entire arch collapsed! -.-

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Banana Nana

Since i did not update this blog for a very very very VERY LONG TIME edi...

here's my progress so far! HAHAH!

to all who knows my story..

kityeng sookmian yuencheng yeejin

(yuen cheng sure very gan cheong one)!! xD

I SAT BESIDE HIM DURING CLASS LAST THURSDAY!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

i mean literally beside loh!!!!

aiyoh..high liao wei!

oklah..2 hrs je lah..fine lah..takde apa apa pun..ish

so stress ok! till i couldn't even utter a JOKE! err.. something is wrong loh!

stress till ..after class i keep singing "no air no air" by jordin sparks! HAHA!

lame eh..!

w/o u Lai Ming..this would not be a reality man!

2day we chatted a while..bla bla..COOLL

MY LIFE'S AWESOME!!

Friday, August 8, 2008

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

-adopted from Yikes- *classmate*!!

FUNNINESS !!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me about RELIGION .
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3.. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC .
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT .
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY .
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper.."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM .
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA .
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11 . My mother taught me about WEATHER .
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY .
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE .
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY .
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE .
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP .
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR ."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me"

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS .
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS .
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me about WISDOM .
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand.

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE .
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.

-stolen from Yikes- *cheers*~