Monday, February 23, 2009

RANDOM

The Truth about Marie and Driving!

What does she do when she sees a senior citizen signboard?
Segera memBUNYIkan HON!!!! hahaha!

What happens when her driving instructor enters the car?
He says: Good morning!
She'll say:
A. I tell u a lame joke! HAHAHAHHA!!!
B. Eh, very funny ar!! "piak piak piak!"(instructor: OUCHHHHHH!!!)
C. Turn to the ayam goreng stall!
D. Good night -.-

What happens when she suddenly hears a lame joke?
She'll HA HA HA pon pon pON!!

When she comes to a hill, she..
A. Immediately move to gear 5!!
B. Shouts AHHHHHH until it reaches the top! (increase force lah ok!)

When she gets into the car, she..
A. Immediately blast the music
B. Winds down the glass and says hi to the person next door =D
C. When it reaches the song "Outta my outta my........h e a d
" SHE CHANGES THE CHANNEL!"
D. She burps and listens to her lame joke tape ! *(recording!)*

When her instructor opens his hand, wanting a bribe..~
She hands him her LAME JOKE BOOK!Eh this book really exists one ok..its currently circulating around..!! with aaron/ sherman i guess (my lame seniors! haha!!)

When shes driving at night and shes sleepy.. She'll tell herself a lame joke~ Which city is the brightest?? And she'll answer.. ELECTRICITY!! HAHAAH!! (it works everytime..)

When shes SUDDENLY hungry, she...

A. Stops the car right in the middle and says, I'm hungry!!

B. Picks up the nasi lemak she hid under her car seat and starts eating!

okayy..........i guess i shall stop here xD HAHAA!


2 comments:

Sherman said...

wasai... nice one. XD

Samantha Chow said...

remind me never to sit in your car :P