a joke my mom told me (----.----"")
one day, a Singh went to the supermarket and bought 20 cans of CAT food because it was 50% off! When he went to pay, the cashier looked at him, and suspected that he's going to feed his CHILD with the 20 cans of CAT FOOD !! !
cashier: OMG! NO NO! you cannot buy! Unless you show me your cat first!
So, he went back and brought his cat to the supermarket, showed the cashier and bought the 20 cans!
The next day, he went to the supermarket again to get 20 cans of DOG FOOD! The cashier suspected him again and requested him to bring his DOG for her to see first and so he did....and he bought the 20 cans of Dog food!
And the next day! He brought a plastic bag to the supermarket. He went straight to the cashier and asked her to put her hands into the plastic bag. She did.
Cashier: EWWWWWWWW!! WHATS THAT???? !! shit!! aaaaahh!!!
Singh: yeah it's shit...because I want to buy TISSUE PAPER today....(he said innocently though!)
p/s: the Singh thought that everytime he wants to buy something, he has to show the cashier some evidence first.....wahahhaha xD
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